do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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