We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car