but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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