Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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