Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You work out of a Hotel?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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