Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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