the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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