He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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