Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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