TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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