she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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