Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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