i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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