nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Im part way to drunk.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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