Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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