Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Jerry, you need to find god
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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