Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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