He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We are two peas in an std pod
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
