they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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