So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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