you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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