The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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