How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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