The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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