I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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