3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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