wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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