i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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