all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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