Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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