turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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