what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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