the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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