He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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