I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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