I CAN MOONWALK!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Enjoy the penises
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
