I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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