Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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