He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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