Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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