it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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