We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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