This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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