so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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