Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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