Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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