Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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