just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
a search helicopter?!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
