he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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