i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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