I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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