this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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