I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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Semen is not good for contacts.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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