mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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