dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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