Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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