Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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